Messageboard Thinkin'

(sing to the tune of Drinkin' Thinkin' by George Canyon)

See that post over there? Its got everyone hot.
You cant help but respond, its a battle that must be fought.
But if you're proven wrong,
you'll just change the tune of your song.

That's just Messageboard thinkin'
Online logic can make you ill
Your braincells expandin', till you believe you're Dr. Phil
And here's where the trouble starts,
The more you post the better you think you are.

From this computer, its fair to say
I see this stuff every day.
A mom with a newborn will challenge mom of 5 to a fight.
Or the few with more time, will jump on the board
trolling and cussing using words like a sword.

That's just Messsageboard thinkin'
Online logic can make you ill
Your braincells expandin', till you believe you're Dr. Phil
And here's where the trouble starts,
The more you post the better you think you are.

{Spoken} See your post count go up by the minute

That's just Messageboard thinkin'
Online logic can make you ill
Your braincells expandin' till you believe you're Dr. Phil
And here's where the trouble starts,
The more you post the better you think you are.
Ah the bigger and badder, smarter and better mama you think you are!

{spoken} You better switch to facebook, girl!